I -- Bruno Leicht -- am one of the very few Arschtrompeters in the world, and the only one in Germany, where they are trying to make it illegal.
Combining my god-given ability to produce enormous amounts of Fartwind with a strict practice schedule, I have been able to master the tunes "Twinkle, Twinkle, Kleiner Stern" and "Mary Had A Little Lamb" Well, most of "Mary Had A Little Lamb."
I -- Bruno Leicht -- can not describe the excitement and pride I still feel when I slide the trumpet mouthpiece into my Arschloch, and begin to amaze and horrify the crowds in front of Spaghetti-O-Rama, where I am the Senior Dishwasher (Tuesday nights only.)
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I -- Bruno Leicht -- am one of the very few Arschtrompeters in the world, and the only one in Germany, where they are trying to make it illegal.
Combining my god-given ability to produce enormous amounts of Fartwind with a strict practice schedule, I have been able to master the tunes "Twinkle, Twinkle, Kleiner Stern" and "Mary Had A Little Lamb" Well, most of "Mary Had A Little Lamb."
I -- Bruno Leicht -- can not describe the excitement and pride I still feel when I slide the trumpet mouthpiece into my Arschloch, and begin to amaze and horrify the crowds in front of Spaghetti-O-Rama, where I am the Senior Dishwasher (Tuesday nights only.)
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